Hosting. less > more.

Shared hosting, email, and servers from a team that will absolutely look into it at some point. No fuss, no rush, and no promises that don't come with an escape clause.

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Why choose Best Effort Hosting?

Guaranteed uptime

We said guaranteed. We didn't specify how many nines, or which decimal.

24/7 support

Someone is technically awake somewhere in the world, at all times. Awake and reading your ticket are two different things.

Rock-solid infrastructure

The servers are bolted down. We can confirm that much.

Money-back guarantee

We offer one. Ask Alex in Finance how quickly. We'll wait.

Free migrations

We'll move your site over, eventually. Need it sooner? There's a paid Extra for that too.

Scalable plans

Upgrade any time you like. The level of care stays exactly the same.

Security

Blocks most attacks, and a small but consistent percentage of legitimate logins. We call this balance.

Backups

Schrodinger's backups: both there and not there, until you actually need one.

Real humans

A real person reads every ticket, eventually. For a guaranteed read, see We Actually Read Your Ticket under Extras.

A plan for every level of expectation

Three tiers, one philosophy: we'll do what's needed, roughly when it's needed. Pick based on how much you're prepared to not hear from us.

Starter

£2.99/mo

Shared hosting, does what it says on the tin. Fine for small sites that don't ask for much.

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VPS Starter

£14.99/mo

Your own virtual machine, on hardware shared with housemates you'll never meet.

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What our customers say

“It's hosting, I guess.”

- J. Whitfield

“Still waiting to find out if that was sarcasm.”

- R. Osei

“Did what it said it might possibly do.”

- M. Chen

“Not the worst experience I've had with a company.”

- A. Kaur

“Everything the website promised. Unfortunately.”

- K. Osborne

“Amazing service, incredible team, could not be happier! Highly recommend to everyone!!!”

- S. Patel

“Cancelled after year one. They still send invoices.”

- T. Nakamura

“Better than expected, which admittedly wasn't hard.”

- L. Bianchi

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