Domains
Register a new one, or transfer an old one in. Same shrug either way.
Registration
£9.99/year (.com equivalent)
- WHOIS privacy: included, when we remember to enable it
- Auto-renewal: on, unless the card fails, unless we notice
- DNS management: a form exists somewhere
Transfers
£7.99 one-off
- We'll ask your current registrar to hand it over
- They may or may not cooperate; not really our department
- Typical transfer time: five to seven working days, allegedly
Pricing by extension
| Extension | Price | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| .com | £9.99/year | The reliable one. Works everywhere, impresses no one. |
| .co.uk | £6.99/year | For sounding local. We can't verify that you are. |
| .io | £39.99/year | We don't know why either. |
| .dev | £14.99/year | Requires HTTPS. Also requires you to know what you are doing. We do not check either. |
| .xyz | £1.99/year | You get what you pay for. |
| .biz | £4.99/year | Nobody's used one of these since 2004. We still stock it. |
| .wtf | £12.99/year | Appropriately priced for the reaction it tends to get. |
| .lol | £11.99/year | Also appropriately priced. |
Premium domains
A small selection of domains someone out there presumably wants badly enough to pay for.
besteffort-support.com
£499.00
For any company whose support is somehow even less enthusiastic than ours.
refundpolicy.net
£249.00
Ideal for a business that wants to imply a promise, then quietly withdraw it.
itsprobablyfine.io
£899.00
For anyone in the business of reassurance without much evidence behind it.
clickhereformore.xyz
£99.00
For anyone chasing clicks over content. No judgement, some regret.
Pointing your domain here
Ask your current provider for your nameservers, then ask us where ours are. Once you have both sets of information, update one to match the other. If that doesn't work, wait up to 48 hours. It's usually a propagation issue, in the sense that most things eventually are.